Problems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better: Tumour Mother.

Joe Dunthorne
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Whenever you don't know someone and you overhear their problems they always sound so trivial. - Dallas Athent
  2. Problems don't exist because people are religious people are religious because problems exist. - Ahmad Ammar
  3. Good relationships depend upon recognizing that we are the source of our problems. - Dan Negroni
  4. A woman sees a problem and sets about solving it, not analyzing it. - Toni Sorenson
  5. I owe most of my wisdom to the problems I was gifted. - Wordions
More Quotes By Joe Dunthorne
  1. Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>She's the only person I would allow to be shrunk to...
  2. I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
  3. I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
  4. I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.
  5. She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out a word. "I want to fuck you so hard that your body drips with sweat, " I say, grammatically.
Related Topics